the cool thing about high school is that everyone is just as scared as you
okay so i just found 60+ photos of dogs in costumes that my mum emailed me in 2009 like i’m hyperventilating
He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.”
by from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.
” (via coketalk
when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it